Mackie 1402-VLZPRO Musical Instrument User Manual


 
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(Roll credits please) Manual written by Jeff
Gilbert, based on a short story by Ron Koliha,
now a major Broadway Musical. Manual then
defaced with proofreading pens in the hands of
Mackie’s legendary Tech Support staff. Manual
composed on a rinky-dink PC using a low-bud-
get word processor, then converted to this
amazing piece of work using a 13-story 1000
gigawhopper Macintosh operated by Mackie’s
notorious Advertising staff (most notably Becky
Priebe). Please, feel free to let us know if you
find an error or stumble over a confusing para-
graph. Thank you for reading the entire manual
(we know you have, or you wouldn’t be here).
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